Jabvegsab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, grumpy dragon.

Jabvegsab created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabvegsab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jabvegsab, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jabvegsab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Jabvegsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

5. Never talk about rats.