Wodsab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, prudent wasp.

Wodsab created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodsab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wodsab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wodsab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Wodsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Hide if eight cats approach from the south.

3. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.