Pigbankar is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving alligator.

Pigbankar created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigbankar, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pigbankar, she will send minions to preach to you.

Pigbankar's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pigbankar's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six goats approach from the east.

2. Always share lemons with strangers, but never with moths.

3. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.