Dinbissfig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered hyena.

Dinbissfig created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinbissfig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dinbissfig, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dinbissfig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dinbissfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not name children after mites.

5. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.