Flagbammat Ceprotcuss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish skunk.

Flagbammat Ceprotcuss created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagbammat Ceprotcuss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flagbammat Ceprotcuss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Flagbammat Ceprotcuss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Flagbammat Ceprotcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Never feed cucumbers to snakes while wearing shoes.

4. Flagbammat Ceprotcuss loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.