Fubpakveg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful lizard.

Fubpakveg created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubpakveg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fubpakveg, it will turn you into a goat.

Fubpakveg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fubpakveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with pride.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not covet oxen.