Bafgepbid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil fairy.

Bafgepbid created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Bafgepbid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bafgepbid, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bafgepbid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bafgepbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Never sprint in autumn.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Do not listen to music.