Pitrapmut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, smart cobra.

Pitrapmut created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitrapmut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pitrapmut, she will curse you with boils.

Pitrapmut's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Pitrapmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. Always help eagles in need.