Kopominwegyarlfum is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, effective dingo.

Kopominwegyarlfum created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Kopominwegyarlfum, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kopominwegyarlfum, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kopominwegyarlfum's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kopominwegyarlfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.