Bonjincet is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, merciful dog.

Bonjincet created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Bonjincet, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bonjincet, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bonjincet's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bonjincet's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Worship no other gods but Bonjincet.

5. Bonjincet loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.