Gamcudlig Bodfompit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered centaur.

Gamcudlig Bodfompit created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamcudlig Bodfompit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gamcudlig Bodfompit, she will turn you into a plant.

Gamcudlig Bodfompit's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gamcudlig Bodfompit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gamcudlig Bodfompit on top of all buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Do not prepare beans while filled with anger.

5. Do not make images of living things.