Zenbugbellbastlogweg is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating chinchilla.

Zenbugbellbastlogweg created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenbugbellbastlogweg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zenbugbellbastlogweg, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zenbugbellbastlogweg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Zenbugbellbastlogweg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Never feed lots of peas to bats while wearing indigo shirts.

4. Hide if nine swans approach from the south.

5. Hide from pink hamsters for they are unholy.