Botgummon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful skunk.

Botgummon created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botgummon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Botgummon, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Botgummon's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Botgummon's Holy Commandments

1. Botgummon loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Put Botgummon first in all things.

4. You must pray to Botgummon four times a day.

5. Always help sick otters.