Lamvin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciless fly.

Lamvin created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lamvin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lamvin, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Lamvin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Lamvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lamvin.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.