Tenyogveengen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless pig.

Tenyogveengen created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenyogveengen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tenyogveengen, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tenyogveengen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tenyogveengen's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your feet with white.

2. Do not keep six pigs in a large pit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

5. Never bounce near sheep.