Stiklagwik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering chicken.

Stiklagwik created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiklagwik, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stiklagwik, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Stiklagwik's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Stiklagwik's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Stiklagwik.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Run away from cyan hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Never handle zinc while unclean.

5. Never gather six sheep in one place.