Sigominnib is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, smart faun.

Sigominnib created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigominnib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sigominnib, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sigominnib's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sigominnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Hide if seven aardvarks approach from the east.

4. Do not keep three whales in a large pit.

5. Feed all hungry geese.