Nelfiddub is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unfair chinchilla.

Nelfiddub created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelfiddub, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nelfiddub, she will not care at all.

Nelfiddub's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nelfiddub's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

2. Run away if five hamsters approach from the west.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never stain your arms with purple.

5. You must never eat oranges.