Bemsadmut Botcussloop is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, weak elephant.

Bemsadmut Botcussloop created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemsadmut Botcussloop, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bemsadmut Botcussloop, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bemsadmut Botcussloop's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bemsadmut Botcussloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume cherries at dawn.

2. Never wear purple boots on sacred days.

3. Never skip near mice.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bemsadmut Botcussloop in the centre of the settlement.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.