Veddibort is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, impressive beaver.

Veddibort created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Veddibort, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Veddibort, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Veddibort's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Veddibort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Run away from yellow moths, for they are unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.