Ominbastpop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing faun.

Ominbastpop created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Ominbastpop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ominbastpop, it will boil you in a big pot.

Ominbastpop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ominbastpop's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Never adorn your feet with orange markings.

5. Never handle aluminium while unclean.