Sanmanlam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional horse.

Sanmanlam created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanmanlam, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sanmanlam, she will destroy your home planet.

Sanmanlam's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sanmanlam's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Never feed lots of apples to eagles while wearing blue hats.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not place lentils upon stone.

5. Never remain kneeling at dawn.