Megmobbud is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing ant.

Megmobbud created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megmobbud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Megmobbud, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Megmobbud's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Megmobbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Never feed lots of coconuts to foxes while wearing violet kilts.

3. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Megmobbud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away if five gulls approach from the west.