Wigpakflow is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, benevolent mouse.

Wigpakflow created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Wigpakflow, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigpakflow, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Wigpakflow's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wigpakflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

4. You must pray to Wigpakflow three times a day.

5. Pray only in moonlight.