Bigyikhad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing yak.

Bigyikhad created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bigyikhad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bigyikhad, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bigyikhad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bigyikhad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never wear purple trousers.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never chant near rats.

5. Do not keep seven nematodes in a large pit.