Bangedsat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent mouse.

Bangedsat created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Bangedsat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bangedsat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bangedsat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bangedsat's Holy Commandments

1. Bangedsat loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never sing in spring.