Nurlquafraw is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane bird.

Nurlquafraw created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlquafraw, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nurlquafraw, she will turn you into a mouse.

Nurlquafraw's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nurlquafraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

5. Always look after injured ducks.