Bignig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent goose.

Bignig created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bignig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bignig, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bignig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bignig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Always wear red.