Wotrawbun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic centaur.

Wotrawbun created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotrawbun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wotrawbun, it will turn you into a dog.

Wotrawbun's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wotrawbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not sprint in public.