Ceblegjintan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate eagle.

Ceblegjintan created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceblegjintan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ceblegjintan, she will turn you into a sheep.

Ceblegjintan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ceblegjintan's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow birds to witness sacred rites.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to otters while wearing gray boots.

3. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.