Vogspagvol is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful centaur.

Vogspagvol created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogspagvol, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vogspagvol, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vogspagvol's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vogspagvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shoes before touching aluminium.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never feed wheat to dogs while wearing fawn corsets.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Vogspagvol in the centre of the settlement.