Nullgutdap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, loving wolf.

Nullgutdap created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullgutdap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nullgutdap, she will try to impress you with trees.

Nullgutdap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nullgutdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples on holy days.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Never feed pineapples to rats while wearing black jumpers.

4. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the north.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.