Nattinbin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, prudent wyvern.

Nattinbin created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nattinbin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nattinbin, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nattinbin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nattinbin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Nattinbin must be the most important thing in your life.