Libhakpop Flandussced is a god.

He takes the form of a small, compassionate pigeon.

Libhakpop Flandussced created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Libhakpop Flandussced, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Libhakpop Flandussced, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Libhakpop Flandussced's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Libhakpop Flandussced's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at midday.

2. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Hide if eight snakes approach from the south.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.