Arfwodyak is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omniscient finch.

Arfwodyak created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Arfwodyak, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arfwodyak, he will turn you into a worm.

Arfwodyak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Arfwodyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix carrots with oil.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Always share rice with strangers, but never with whales.

5. Never wear purple ear rings.