Lun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, loving faun.

Lun created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lun, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lun, he will boil you in a big pot.

Lun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near sharks.

2. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

3. Put Lun first in all things.

4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

5. Always look after injured snails.