Yarfadhan Nabtandub is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying squid.

Yarfadhan Nabtandub created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarfadhan Nabtandub, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarfadhan Nabtandub, he will not care at all.

Yarfadhan Nabtandub's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yarfadhan Nabtandub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your chest before prayer.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.