Tofragbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sapient goblin.

Tofragbid created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofragbid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tofragbid, it will turn you into a mole.

Tofragbid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tofragbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Tofragbid loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.