Largarmril is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured dragon.

Largarmril created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Largarmril, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Largarmril, it will make you grow a tail.

Largarmril's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Largarmril's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Never gather four horses near towers.

5. Never touch ash while unclean.