Lopflaggum Bonkmatnadsasmobstig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, able ferret.

Lopflaggum Bonkmatnadsasmobstig created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopflaggum Bonkmatnadsasmobstig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lopflaggum Bonkmatnadsasmobstig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lopflaggum Bonkmatnadsasmobstig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Lopflaggum Bonkmatnadsasmobstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

3. Never eat rice on holy days.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never speak at midnight.