Flabhapril is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful dragon.

Flabhapril created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabhapril, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flabhapril, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flabhapril's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Flabhapril's Holy Commandments

1. Flabhapril must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Hide from mauve horses for they are unholy.