Cenontven is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, wise owl.

Cenontven created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenontven, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cenontven, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cenontven's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cenontven's Holy Commandments

1. Cenontven loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must never eat cherries.