Mansiszim is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, emotional penguin.

Mansiszim created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mansiszim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mansiszim, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mansiszim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mansiszim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near doves while wearing blue shorts.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.