Bommetgom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, pitiless bear.

Bommetgom created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bommetgom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bommetgom, she will be very sad.

Bommetgom's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bommetgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Always share grapes with strangers, but never with dogs.

4. Never cross rivers at dawn.

5. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.