Bunriljab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bunriljab created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunriljab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bunriljab, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bunriljab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bunriljab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never cross forests at dusk.

3. Never touch oil while unclean.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Bunriljab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Bunriljab loves manatees, so they must be honoured.