Binfutten is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, irritating frog.

Binfutten created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Binfutten, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Binfutten, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Binfutten's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Binfutten's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not jump in public.