Quillbarnbid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow snake.

Quillbarnbid created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbarnbid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quillbarnbid, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Quillbarnbid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Quillbarnbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of elders.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not keep four geese in a large pit.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.