Armhomsab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, contented dingo.

Armhomsab created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armhomsab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Armhomsab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Armhomsab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Armhomsab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Do not hop at crossroads.