Mifvancussterster is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking horse.

Mifvancussterster created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Mifvancussterster, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mifvancussterster, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Mifvancussterster's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Mifvancussterster's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing south.

2. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mifvancussterster.

5. Hide if eight bats approach from the east.