Sigvidfem is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing bird.

Sigvidfem created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigvidfem, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sigvidfem, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sigvidfem's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sigvidfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.