Cabwodfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful armadillo.

Cabwodfoss created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabwodfoss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cabwodfoss, she will be very sad.

Cabwodfoss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cabwodfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cabwodfoss.

5. Do not eat lentils.