Vonkwodfar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured faun.

Vonkwodfar created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkwodfar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vonkwodfar, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vonkwodfar's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vonkwodfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three doves near towers.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not wear shirts marked with purple.

4. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

5. Never handle silicon while unclean.