Renmab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sapient goblin.

Renmab created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renmab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Renmab, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Renmab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Renmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Never leap in the presence of voles.

3. Always maintain humility during holy days.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.